i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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