the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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