so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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