make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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