Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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