How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
