there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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