That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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