chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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