We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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