Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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