He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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