Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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