i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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