Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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