I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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