i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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