it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
no you cant smoke seaweed
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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