I just cut my nipple shaving
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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