Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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