would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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