I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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