You really coming over, don't trick.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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