It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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