The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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