i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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