just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you traded sex for a burrito?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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