dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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