We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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