the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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