Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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