Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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