Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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