we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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