I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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