It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Let's get the cat blown out
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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