is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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