I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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