I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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