Jerry, you need to find god
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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