# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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