is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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