plz talk dirty to me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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