Its about making memories worth repressing
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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