His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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