she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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