she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Floor bacon is actually really good
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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