Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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