She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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