i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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