i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
