you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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