I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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