i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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